If you're a bald white guy with facial hair, and you're tired of getting random pictures taken or police on your tail...order one of these and stop the harassment! 

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! 

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico